Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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