Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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