- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Weaner

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

here's a joke... the american education society

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Go away still nothing to see

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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