- Anti Joke

i dont fisish anythi

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

u know whats a crime? rape

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

what's funny about war? nothing!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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