Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

I have an idea! You leave.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

race-car = rac-ecar

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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