Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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