A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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