- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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