What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What's brown an sticky Shit

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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