your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

i found waldo.

Where's my baby??

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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