- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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