- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Poker face

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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