- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Your mums a potato

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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