- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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