There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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