- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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