- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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