Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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One, two, three, four and five

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Good job, son.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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