Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Pickle

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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