- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

God is real.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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