- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

antonio has a penis head.lol

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