Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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