you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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A guy walks into a bar

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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No

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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