What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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