- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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