- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Knock Knock.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Good job, son.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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