- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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