- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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