- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

How old is victor? Half past dead

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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