- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Knock knock, COME IN!

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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