- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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