A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

womens rights

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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