So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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