An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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It's all Taggart

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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