My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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