- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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