- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What page are you on The gay page.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Actually it was me Josh brown

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

A russian gives away vodka.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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