- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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