There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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