How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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