- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's better than a stick? A stone

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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