- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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