How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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These Jokes suck.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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