Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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