What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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America

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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