- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

You idiot.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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