- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

roses are black violets are black i am blind

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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