- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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