- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

knock knock? come in

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

u know whats a crime? rape

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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