- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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