how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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SEX

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Tilt your screen back .

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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So a bar walks into a man...

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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