Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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