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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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