- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

hola said the chinese man

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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