- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Women's Rights.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??