Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Anti Joke

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