A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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fridge

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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how much fish could a chicken

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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