- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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