Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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