- Anti Joke

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Whats the defination of cruelty

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No