- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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