what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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I? Everett

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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