What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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