Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Equal rights!

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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