- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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