The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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