Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

i wonder who made this website? a human

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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