- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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