Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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