- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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