What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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* anti-punchline

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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here's a joke... the american education society

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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