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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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