- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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