Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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