A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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