Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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Haha, I get it..

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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hashtags suck balls

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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