what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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