- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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