- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

black chicken. kfc

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

antonio has a penis head.lol

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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