- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

So a baby seal walks into a club.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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