- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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