What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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