what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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SEX

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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