some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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A bar walks into a man... The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs. The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar. The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood. The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily. Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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