Dwarf Shortage

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Granny porn!

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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