- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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