No it doesnt..

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...