- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??