- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

A miserable man committed suicide.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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