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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

My mom

Knock knock... Home invasion

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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