- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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