God is real.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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My cat just died.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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