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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A women left the kitchen.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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