Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Anti Joke

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