How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Tilt your screen back .

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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