- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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