- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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