Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Equal rights!

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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